Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness.
I would appreciate if someone would talk to me, via facebook, or text?
Anonymous asked: Do you ever answer seriously? Haha
Anonymous asked: One person you never say no to having sex with?
The Virgin Mary.
Anonymous asked: So no one's touched you in your peepee hole!? HOW DOES SEX WORK?
I have never held anyones hand long enough for the tentacles to emerge.
Anonymous asked: That is pretty weird >.> Are you a virgin?
Sure, why not.
Anonymous asked: Weirdest sexual experience?
God is my only lover.
Anonymous asked: So if a woman cooked for you, cleaned and then got naked... What would you do?
It was a joke, you gypsy.
but since you asked, I would thank her for making me food, then cleaning up afterward, and probably be whipped by this female for all eternity.
Anonymous asked: what's the sexiest thing a girl can do?
I don’t know, cook? clean?
You tell me?
I kid, I kid.